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Various Gurus and other Important people.

The Driving Gurus
We're on a mission from God
"Joliet" Jake and Elwood Blues

If you know anything about my driving you know that isn't pretty! I carry to keychains of The Blues Brothers. If I don't have them, and I'm serious, I drive worse than with them. So these are my drving gurus. To curry favor with the gurus one must buy a bottle of green tea from the Gas Station at the bottom of the hill

God/Muse
You unlock this door with the key of imagination...
Rod Serling

Do I need to explain this? No? Well to bad. Rod Serling is more of a muse than a guru since there was a series of dream that I became really creative that Rod Serling happened to be in. This one is from on of my personal favorite "Eye of the Beholder".

All Purpose Guru
EE, EE, BOO
Bobo: the Majick Monkey

Bobo is the all purpose Guru. You have an issue with go to Bobo. He may be a spider monkey but he is a good guru. He's is often seen with his fez and cigar.
Words of Wisdom:
"Ee, Ee, Boo"

MY HERO!!!
Here we are now going to the southside....
Moby

Moby is my hero. Would you like to know why because he's a kick ass vegan. He shouldn't not be confused with my idol Rod Serling. Moby is just my hero.

For some very special pretty girls
*smooch*
PANDA!!!!!

*Blues Clues Noises*
Samantha, Gretchen, look its a panda.
Panda *smooch*
 
*two small childern race for the panda*
 
Da da da da da da da da

Best damn Game out there
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American McGee's Alice

This is one of my favorite games out there for PC.  I get my butt kicked every time by the queens guards, but, oh well.  There making a movie.  I'm excited....WHOOO HOOO.

People that I'm not
No, I'm an Artist Stupid
Jason Lee

For the Record I am not Jason Lee. I'm not from Orange County, Ca or 28.  I don't know Kevin Smith.  Thank you

Random Author Dude
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Bret Easton Ellis

Bret Easton Ellis is probably one of my favorite writers....next to Franz Kafka.  He is the author of such books as American Psyco  and Rules of Attraction which are satires on life during the 80s. These books are written in free form thought.  Which means that they are rather random and jump from subject to subject.  And today I saw Catherine.  She was wearing a yellow sweater from the Gap.  I like the Talking Heads.

The Angel of Death
Dave Foley as Dave Nelson as the Angel of Death
Dave Foley as Dave Nelson from News Radio

I'd cast Dave Foley as the Angel Death. Why? He's just so damn canadian.

My Favorite Band
If you want to distroy my sweater.....
Weezer

WEEZZER!!!! I like Weezer, I like Weezer alot. I'm not sure why but every one should own a weezer album. Why? because they Rule!! They aren't as Cool as Moby or Radiohead but there pretty damn cool.

Good Shows
Good Morning Starshine
The Simpsons

One of my favorite show is the X-Files. One of my other Favorites is the Simpsons. There are two epidoses that are my favorite from the Simpsons the one where Lisa becomes a veggie (with Paul and Linda McCartney) and the X-Files/Simpsons Cross Over. this is from "The Springfleid Files" Yes that's Chewbacca with Mulder and Scully.

Random Scottish Guy!
creepy umpa lumpa vibe
Ewan MacGreggor

I want to be Ewan MacGregor. I want to be pasty and Scottish.

Movies
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Memento

I like Movies.  If you didn't know that you do now.  One of my favorite movies is Memento.  Its about a guy who loses the ability to create short term memory.  I highly recomend it to anyone. 

Random Musicals about chess
Check Mate? NEVER!!!
Chess

Chess....a muscial about chess.  Its a fun musical about a chess tourny hey it had the number 2 song in america in 1986.

My Dark Master
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Ramen Noodles

GIVE IN TO RAMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Other Dark Master
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TANG!

Ah Tang the Drink the Astronaughts took to the moon.  Astronaughts. Moon. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tell the Rolling Stone My Last words were "I'm on Drugs."
~Russel Almost Famous

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